These are the places in the neighborhood

Instead of going to the gym tonight, I decided to take a walk around my neighborhood for an hour. I discovered that I'm in easy walking distance to:

• a movie theater
• an appliance store
• the most garish bar with a Capt. Morgan statue and half a car sticking out of the wall
• several gyms
• several more gyms with boxing rings and mixed-martial arts
• at least two Baskin Robbins
• a Popeye's Chicken
• several night clubs
• car wash
• various convenience stores and delis
• two liquor stores
• a Soup Guy
• several bakeries, one which specializes in cakes
• several pizzerias
• 12 million Greek cafés
• couple slow dancing outside a store to music

At some point I wandered into a neighborhood that I can only describe as "Little Morocco," with several hookah bars, an array of middle eastern restaurants and men with beards.

How the hell did I end up here?